A Rocky Start

Filed Under (Personal Life, Technology) by Tyler on 15-12-2008

So previously I bantered back and forth on the idea of ordering a MacBook Pro. Well last Monday I pulled the trigger and ordered it. How is it? How the hell should I know? Where is it? Again, how the hell should I know?

ÜPS (pronounced OOOOoops) has been doing their best to make this a supreme cluster fuck. Honestly I have no idea how ÜPS has avoided being on THE LIST! this long. But well they are at the top of the pile right now!

Here is the current timeline, and why I am losing my mind:

  • Monday - Dec 8th: Our hero (me) places order
  • Wednesday - Dec 10th: Apple transfers billing info to ÜPS
  • Wednesday - Dec 10th: ÜPS receives package - in Shanghai. ÜPS marks package as “On Time - Delivery Dec 16th”.
  • Wednesday - Dec 10th: Hero books water meter repair to conincide with MBP delivery on Dec 16th
  • Thursday - Dec 11th: Export scan. 
  • Thursday - Dec 12th: ÜPS marks package as “On Time - Delivery Dec 17th”. Well its not on time anymore is it? Once it goes from the 16th to 17th it is now LATE!
  • Friday - Dec 12th: MBP leaves Shanghai. Did it honestly just take 2 days for it to leave once ÜPS had it?
  • Thursday - Dec 11th: MBP arrives in Anchorage AK. Ok so this is just some timezone trickery.  It left early in the morning on the 12th and arrived at 8pm AK time in Alaska.
  • Friday - Dec 12th: Expected delivery date removed.
  • Saturday - Dec 13th: Nothing.
  • Sunday - Dec 14th: Nothing.
  • Monday - Dec 15th (so far): Nothing.

For all I know its still in AK. It hasn’t moved in the better part of 4 days. Delivery info is gone from the tracking update page. Just nothing. I have no idea whether it will arrive this week or not. For the record, when I ordered Apple said it would arrive between the 11th (long gone) and the 18th. I am about 1 hour without update from phoning ÜPS to ask what the hell is going on.

Things Have Changed.

Filed Under (Everything, Technology) by Tyler on 21-11-2008

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I can’t believe the current predicament. I am angry with myself. I am angry with myself, and I’m in pain because I just stabbed myself in the hand.

I can’t believe I am saying this, but I am considering buying an Apple PC. Ok I said that before. I’m still in a bit of shock, but I’m considering getting an apple *sigh* laptop. Honestly what is wrong with me? I hate Apple, I hate laptops. This makes no sense. 

Well I don’ t hate Apple, but I hate the Apple Tax. You know, that thing where all their computers cost 33% more than they should? Now I hate laptops too… They never seem to perform as well as their desktop counterparts. Smaller cases, more heat problems… It’s just a fact of life. Couple that with costing double… Death to notebooks!

So what has me in this current predicament of bowing to everything I hate? It’s the current state of the computing world I would say. 

Here is the state of my world:

  • I need a new computer, and probably sooner rather than later… This one is weezing… Honest to goodness weezing. I can hear it right now. This all started about a year and a half ago when I went to plug in an a USB drive, and there was a spark. Since then USB has been flaky… And memory has been flaky. On a few occasions I have had to swap the positions of the two sticks of RAM because the sizes are changing… Bad sign! And this was all before the lightning strike earlier this summer. Needless to say, its time.
  • Last season I went back to coaching at Mont Ste Marie. This means being away on weekend in the winter. Couple that with spending ever more time at the cottage in the summer and well, a laptop makes more and more sense. Especially from the idea of being able to edit video on weekends and holidays to show to athletes. I am wavering and feeling like a laptop may be the best bet. I’ll come back to this…
  • Apple… Why thee of expensive aluminum chiseled case. Well there are a few reasons. First there are only 5 things I wish to be able to do on my home computer:
    1. Surf the web
    2. Edit photos
    3. Edit videos
    4. Run Apache/MySQL/PHP (AMP sounds cooler)
    5. iTunes to sync my phone/listen to music

    As well as those 5 things, I would like to run a 64 bit OS. What are the options for 64 bit computing? Really there are 3: Vista, OS X, various Linux flavours (Ubuuntu). Scratch linux for media editing. Next scratch Vista for being a piece of shit. Maybe I should tell a quick (and recent) Vista story:

    Alanna’s parents just got a new computer from Dell. It came with Vista home. Her dad unbeknownst to him was the system admin, her mom just a regular user. Her mom wanted to be able to play some games from msngames.com. These games require installing an archaic ActiveX plugin. She tried to install the plugin, but it told her that she needed to be logged in as the administrator, and popped up a dialog with her husband’s login, and a blank password field. Neither of them had any idea what the password could be and were left confused. This is where I enter to save the day… Or just get furiously annoyed.
    I go with my gut, and figure that the password is probably just blank. Click OK. Yep that works… We are installing! Hoorah! Vista ain’t so bad… I have this licked. But wait, after the download completes, McAfee (also terrible I might add) pops up and says that this Microsoft signed ActiveX control can nay be trusted. And gives two options: Delete the foul code. Leave the foul code on the machine.
    There seems to be an option missing to run the foul code. I try to find this option. It’s not there. I try to disable McAfee, also not an option.
    *Sigh*
    Logout, log into Vista/Crap (any clever ways to combine those two words would be appreciated right now!) as the admin user. At this point, I can disable McAfee and get everything installed. But as an experiment, I decide to run the same flow… Install Active X yadda… yadda… yadda… This time McAfee gives the option to run the foul signed Microsoft Active X control. This must be an Admin Only option. Needless to say I got the simple game working, after mucking with it for about 30 minutes.
    The flaw in the logic is that if you are smart and not running as the admin, you can not simply run an installer as the administrator and be done with it, because the virus scanner (that is not running as an Admin) can block that. Which requires logging out, installing the software as Admin… Re-assuring the virus scanner that it is alright, then logging back in as joe user and potentially re-installing the software (which is now trusted) under your profile.
    It’s bad. That is all I can say. The solution for Alanna’s parents? They are now both Admins, and their machine running a very secure Vista is now less secure, because they both have full access. Crappy solution.

    So long story short. Let me state here and now, loud and proud. I will never own a machine with Vista. (Windows 7… uggghhh maybe).

  • Well crap… After that I can barely remember any of my other reasons! That is Microsoft’s ploy! Oh wait, I have it! Back to why a laptop. As you can see, I have to buy an Apple, so now its back to Apple doesn’t make a desktop that suits me. Either very expensive, Mac Pro, under-powered Mac Mini, or just right iMac. Accept the iMac isn’t just right. It’s a glorified laptop sitting on a pedestel. It doesn’t have the benefits of a real desktop, more space, better heat reduction, not forcing you to buy a laptop. So that brings me back to the MacBook Pro. The power of a iMac (pretty much), the price of the too Mac Pro, but the portability that I somehow rationalized earlier in this overly long and annoying blog post.

So there you have it. I hate laptops, I hate Apple, and I’m probably going to be buying a MacBook Pro. I’m such a hypocrit. I hate this feeling, but at this point, I must say to all you Mac fanboys who I have ragged on for all these years… You still may not have been right… But neither was I. 

As an aside: I’m test driving a new layout… I’m not sure I like it.

Morestache - It’s So Tough!

Filed Under (Everything) by Tyler on 17-11-2008

Remember! Only my mustache can cure cancer! But it needs your money to do so!

Donate Through The Official Movember Website!: TylerOnEverything.com/Movember/

 

Movember Mupdate

Filed Under (Everything) by Tyler on 06-11-2008

It hasn’t quite been a week and my bushy beast isn’t as bushy as I would hope, but it is coming in! Just give it time!

Don’t forget to donate: www.TylerOnEverything.com/Movember

Happy Halloween: DISASTER!

Filed Under (Everything) by Tyler on 31-10-2008

So I signed up for Movember. That prostate cancer fund raising… Mustache Rides For Dad thingy. So I have to grow a mustache! SWEEEEET!

BUT: There is catch!

They state very specifically that you have to:

Start With A Clean Shave

Gah?

Shave my beard? My safety net? NO! Well I have been talking about participating in Movember for quite a while. So I had to do it.

Sigh.

Doesn’t my beard look scared?

Well now its gone! I feel so naked and alone!

Well the real Movember starts tomorrow. Hopefully I will have a healthy bushy Mustache by then! If not check back everyday for a Mupdate!

If you wanna donate, you can do so, but I’m seems kinda pointless When I don’t have a wicked thick mustache yet: TylerOnEverything.com/Movemember

Mac Mini = Dead. Do I get my wish?

Filed Under (Technology) by Tyler on 22-10-2008

The Mac Mini is dead. Now are they going to replace it? And will their replacement be exactly what I am looking for? Well if I were designing my very own Mac here is what it would look like.

It would cost $1400-1800 (CDN - which I need to specify since the Canuckian dollar is falling again).

It would have this case:

And it would be speced like this

Actually I prefer to see one of the new Intel Core2Quads, around 2.6-2.8 GHz and a 4gigs of ram and 750MB hard drive.

What are the chances that Apple delivers on my wishes? About as much chance as the iPhone having push GMail before 2009! Damn near none.

I really hope that Apple does choose to somewhat close my perceived gap in their Mac line. Of course it still does not guarantee that I will be willing to pay the ‘Apple Tax’. Still they should try!

Calling Apple Afficienados - Need Advice.

Filed Under (Technology) by Tyler on 16-10-2008

I have never before considered buy a Mac as my primary home machine. For the longest time I required a Windows development evironment, and with the primarly web development I am doing at home, I still need an IE testing environment. Couple that with the increased cost and it just didn’t seem feasible.

Having said that, I now have 2 machines, and I am looking at adding a 3rd. 

My machines are:

  • Work laptop, running XP. Quite powerful, but I don’t have free reign to install all the software I would like on it.
  • Home desktop. About 4-5 years old now. P4 3.2 gHz, 2 gigs of ram, also running XP. 

My home has had some hard ware issues as of late, and needs to be replaced as my primary machine. I am planning on keeping it and would like to install a linux distro on it, I am leaning towards ubuntu. 

Now as more and more computing gets done at work, my home machine gets used for a good deal less. Programs that I run on it, and would like to continue running on it are pretty limited:

  • AMP - Apache, MySQl, PHP
  • Eclipse
  • iTunes
  • Firefox or Chrome
  • Photoshop
  • Premiere Pro (or Final Cut Pro, etc…)

When I look at that list, and see that my machine is mainly used for web surfing, listening to music, some web dev, and photo/video editing, I start to consider getting a Mac. It would be better for the photo/video editing, about the same for web browsing -maybe a little safer, and a little worse for web development. Although I could install the AMP on linux machine, it is not out of the question on a Mac. It would also be nice to have 3 different OSes for testing purposes.

Now having said all this, I stared looking at the Apple store and was somewhat shocked. It didn’t look like there was anything that fit the bill for me. Basically I was looking for a pretty powerful desktop machine for around $1,500 or less, as I could easily spec a Windows box for that. It looks like the only option is an iMac. I was hoping to not buy a monitor in the same purchase, and I don’t really like having my entire machine in one sleak case. I already have 20″, and 22″ Samsung monitors. I also have bad luck, and my stuff tends to break. The easier it is to replace components the better. So I’m feeling very iffy on an iMac. 

The Mac Pro is right out of what I am willing to spend on a box. So is a Mac Book Pro, and I don’t really want another laptop, but that seems like it may be a (very expensive) solution.

Now it has been suggested that I build myself a Hackintosh, but that kinda defeats the purpose. I want to get a Mac to have less hassel, and frankly a project like that is not the cards for me (and my lazy ass) at the moment.

So is it just the way things seem? Is there nothing in the Mac line that suits my needs? Is a Mac that much improved over a Windows box for photo/video editing? What would you Mac Afficeanados suggest in my case?

New Flash Player (10)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Filed Under (Technology) by Tyler on 15-10-2008

Get it here: Flash Player

Preliminary tests show that it fixes the video bug where YouTube and other Flash based videos stop after 2 secs.

This is a huge deal for me, as  I hate having to use IE. 

My problems with the Flash 10 Beta also seem to be gone. This is a great day. Chrome/Firefox users I would recommend grabbing it now.

 

 

Post Canadian Election - Credit Crisis Realization

Filed Under (Politics) by Tyler on 15-10-2008

I haven’t posted in a while because like an idiot I forgot to renew the domain name. That has saved a lot of you the pain of ‘nut job right wing’ leanings throughout the Canadian election. Well the election is over, so I will go through some brief opinions.

The biggest winner in this election was the Liberal party. I had predicted this outcome when the election was called, and I was bang on. The Liberals took a huge hit, in the popular vote, and seat totals. Why is this a huge win? Because they can now cut loose the dead weight that is Stephan Dion. 

The NDP picked up some extra votes, by taking a naïve, but rosy looking view of increasing taxes of employers and reducing those of employees. Which I firmly believe would weaken our job market, and hurt the employees. Nice thought, just wouldn’t work.

Couple that with the fear mongering of comparing Harper to Bennett and thus comparing the current credit crisis to the great depression and the NDP picked up a decent share of the vote. The problem with the potential leader of the country taking this sort of action is that its a self fulfilling prophecy; the prime-minister (as Layton wanted to be) saying the economy was going in the crapper rocks investor confidence, they start pulling their money from the markets… and it goes in the crapper! 

Questionable NDP platform appeals to younger Canadians. NDP wins.

Conservatives lose. They didn’t get the majority government they wanted, and they blew a few opportunities. Some missteps alienated Quebec voters, and Harper completely failed to jump on some blatant lies from other parties.

I could not understand why he would not call Dion on some tax comments he made during the debate. At one point Dion said that a family with two children making less than 30k a year (27k I think, but certainly less than 30k), would receive a $2400 tax cut in the liberal plan. This is a blatant lie. A family making less than 30k a year with two children pay exactly $0 in income tax. The only tax that a family with income that low pays is sales tax, which the Liberals wanted to raise.

There were issues to debate and Harper let them slide. There were votes that could have been had there.

I won’t go into the Green Party or the Bloc Quebecois as they are not legitimate parties.

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On another note, the credit crisis in the US is pretty scary. I have heard some murmuring that Harper isn’t the person to handle the crisis. I have heard people say that Harper wants to implement the same Bush style deregulation that caused the crisis in the states.

I find this hard to beleive, since the sub-prime Canadian market is roughly equivalent to the US prime lending. The other thing is that a few months ago new regulations were put in place to prevent exactly this kind of problem.

Mortgage changes followed concerns about housing crunch in Canada

Basically 100% financing is gone, and so is 40 year terms. Doesn’t seem like de-regulation does it.

The other way more interesting tid bit, is that the US credit crisis wasn’t a 100% Bush error. Today a found a New York Times article that really marks the start of the credit crisis. It is about the relaxation of the lending policies by Fanny Mae (who along with Freddie Mac are the leaders of the credit crisis), in order to premote home ownership among visible minorities and low-income consumers. This was done at the urging of the Clinton Administration!

A quote from the article:

Fannie Mae, the nation’s biggest underwriter of home mortgages, has been under increasing pressure from the Clinton Administration to expand mortgage loans among low and moderate income people and felt pressure from stock holders to maintain its phenomenal growth in profits.

Here is the full article: Fannie Mae Eases Credit To Aid Mortgage Lending

This is very interesting as I thought that the deregulation and economic crisis was square on Bush’s shoulders. Now the Bush Administration is not guilt free right now, but certainly the start of the crisis lies with the preceding Clinton Administration.

It was a perfect storm of sorts. The Clinton admin wanted to get people to own their own homes, so they relaxed the lending laws. The Bush admin, tries to stay out of private sector affairs, so they didn’t step in to stop the Buy Now/Pay Later style of mortgages. Banks got greedy, and things fall apart. 

Very interesting stuff. Regardless it doesn’t look like Canada is heading down the same path.

Screw You Flash!

Filed Under (Technology) by Tyler on 20-08-2008

Adobe makes (usually) great products. I am a huge fan of Photoshop and Premiere Pro. But the flash player sucks.

The flash player is so bad, the flash player is a monkey that shits in a bucket, and then throws shit at you, and then mocks you for being covered in shit. It is a system hog, any page that uses flash runs my system (dual core 4 gigs of ram) up to processing limits while it loads. But that isn’t where the suck comes in…

The suck comes in that it is a buggy piece of crap!

The current version of flash for Firefox (if you are using IE well that is just another different shit throwing monkey ball of suck) won’t work with Youtube videos. Great eh?

The video stops after 2 seconds (perhaps a keyframe issue since you can skip forward).

It is actually a bug in flash itself. This is not limited to windows either.

Mozilla Support Forum

Ubuntu Forums

This is a problem in Flash versions after 9.0r47.

There are several solutions posted from copying a file to the plugins directory of Firefox, this does not work for me, or downgrading (no dice security concerns), or upgrading to the version 10 beta of flash. There are lots of bugs that I have found with this.

This is an old problem, it is time for Adobe to get their shit together and come up with a real fix for this problem. As for developers, think twice before using flash, because if I have to use IE to view your page, I will probably just skip your page.